Tako Train Café
A more "casual" approach to the hardcore gaming zone that is running an entertainment cafe. Check us out for Event Nights!
Cactuar Lavender Beds Ward 28 Plot 3
ART PARTY #OURBDAYARTPARTY
Want a magical experience?
Look no further. We here at Tako Train Café strive for the utmost production and performance, where our finest guests can be recognized as loser royalty. Whether it be in our Harry Potter room or our bathroom, we try to make sure that everyone has an enjoyable time. We strive to accommodate your experience goals, whether that be calm and collected, or rambunctious and rowdy!
Tako Train Café
All Art: pipiimi
Menu
Tako Yaki - 10,000 Gil
| HQ Entrees | 6,000 Gil |
|---|---|
| Twilight Popoto Salad | |
| Broad Bean Curry | |
| Smoked Chicken |
| HQ Desserts | 4000 Gil |
|---|---|
| Silkie Pudding | |
| Rolanberry Cheesecake | |
| Last-Minute Fried Egg |
| HQ Drinks | 3000 Gil |
|---|---|
| Matcha | |
| Rooibos Tea | |
| Pixieberry Tea |
| Cheap-ass Special | 1,000 |
|---|---|
| Whatever we have in the kitchen for you (can be vaguley personalized to your liking - but vaguely) |
Tako Train Café
Fine Print: We do not ERP. We will blue ball you. ERP at your own risk here.
Services Offered!
Services probably not available during art parties, sorry!
Most Popular!
Other Services!
| Shitting in our Bathroom | Free |
|---|---|
| Tomantha's Feet Pics | Out of order |
| Bathroom Beatdown | 10,000 Gil/Maid |
| Koyvan Train's OFFICIAL House Tour Train | 25,000 - 40,000 Gil |
| 1v1 League of Legends Match to First Death/Turret/100 CS | 100,000 Gil |
Descriptions
Tomantha's Feet Pics: Questionable Feet Pics for a bargain deal. Tomantha must be working that night in order to price and accept her payment. She's gone yall, out partying in WOW :crying:, we pray for a hasty return.
Bathroom Beatdown: Someone in your party giving ya trouble? Maybe you can't fight your demons on your own? Regardless, we'll give a proper shakedown to whoever needs it. Pics allowed. Send us a tell on who you want to scuff up. 10,000 per hitman you want to join in on the beating.
Koyvan Train's OFFICIAL House Tour Train: Since some hooligans want to come in and run around the house SO badly, here is the chance to receive an official tour through the private chambers + answer any burning questions you have. 15,000 per party of <4 30,000 for parties of > 5 !
1V1 League Match: Our Maids vs Guests score is currently 7-2
Tako Train Café
Staff <3
Founding Staff
| Koyvan Train | Sailor Pipimi | Detachable Thighs |
|---|---|---|
| "Wanna See me eat my hands?" | "aaAAAAAAAA" | |
| Maybe normal. Maybe not. | Is trying | |
| Funfact: Skates Fast | Funfact: Does art | Funfact: |
Beloved Staff
| Deora K'etano | Rán Isshu | Sophitia Orlando | Reid Lotice | Duro Ru |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Drawn by Deora | Drawn by Ran | Drawn by Sophitia | Drawn by Reid | Drawn by Duro |
Tomantha is now a wow player :(
Tako Train Café
https://discord.gg/CQBDJW7
Why Join Our Discord?
Opening Announcements
Secret Menu
Updates
Event Announcements
Notifications on which staff is working
NVR B4 SEEN ART
ANSD MOREA!1!!!!1
Tako Train Café
Official Reviews
Tako Train Café
F.A.Q
I want to work here! What can I do?
No.
What is (service) and is it worth it?
Our services are mainly surprises. Read their descriptions on the services page. It is up to you if they seem worth it or not. We typically do not have enough energy or patience to type to you a 6 paragraph MLA format essay describing what they are and whether you should partake in them.
Why didn't you answer my tell from party finder??
Literally, we cannot message you back if you are in a different world. Please stop sending me tells/asking me questions off of pf.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN IT'S BEEN 4 YEARS
Short answer: Life happens.
Will you open again?
I can't say I know what the future will look like.
Running the cafe took a lot of time and energy, especially with all the events we did. I loved being able to be creative and having Tako as an outlet to grow a little as an artist. These days a lot of us just don't have that time anymore. The roleplay scene is also quite different from what it was back then. We were one of the first joke venues along with our good friends at The Establishment, and it was a lot of fun! Unfortunately, we noticed how the scene has reduced and we just weren't getting bigger turnouts, and to rhyme with that I think a lot of us were getting burnout.We miss hanging out and connecting with all of you, we've met some of our closest friends from doing this and I absolutely value the memories we've made with eachother.
I wanted to say a personal thank you to everyone who has treated us with kindness and kept in touch/asked if we'd come back. I'm glad we made your nights better during rough times. I can say that I was going through a lot of things and you definitely made my nights better too.